Chicken Jokes

Q: What do you call a movie about poultry?
A: A chick flick

Q: How do poultry farmers seal a business deal?
A: With a warm hen shake

Q: What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
A: An egg

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Too long to go around

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs

Q: What do young turkeys dress as for Halloween?
A: Gobble-ins

Q: What did the chicken say when it found an orange in it's nest?
A: Look what mama-lade!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: For fowl reasons

Q: What do you call a turkey with a foot injury?
A: A gobble with a hobble

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar

Q: What is a chicken's ghost called?
A: A poultry-geist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line

Two chickens are chewing the fat in the farm yard.
One says to the other, “Are you worried about this bird flu epidemic?”
“No,” replies the other, “Why should I? I’m a cow.”

Q: Why did the turkey cross the M25 at rush hour?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken

Q: What does a chicken use to write with?
A: A hen pen

Q: Why did the fox cross the road?
A: To go to the other side and eat the chicken